HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS I AM DOING INSTEAD OF HOMEWORK
- Having super fun blog time
- Watching Hunter play Demon's Souls
- Wishing I were having my back rubbed AT THIS EXACT MOMENT (see above)
- Obsessing over people with more words than me
- Trying to steal candy from George but not actually reaching far enough
- Wondering why my left
I eye (did I seriously just do that) teared up really hard when I reached down
- Testing to see if it'll do that again or if it was a freak occurrence (it was)
- Complaining to myself about how I have a headache but not doing anything about it
- Wondering why I have to pee for the third time since dinner WITHOUT DRINKING ANYTHING IN BETWEEN TRIPS TO THE BATHROOM WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
- Crying quietly about the essay I have yet to properly start that is due in 11 hours
HERE IS A LIST OF THINGS I SHOULD BE DOING
- Being given a backrub
- Eating candy
- Writing my paper
- Finishing my "temperature converter" application that I think is going to go by the wayside but it's okay because my lowest assignment grade will be dropped and I have great grades on all my other ones
- Moving around ONLY the hairs that are WITHIN REACH, thereby NOT causing myself to fall off the bed like a retarded sloth with humanoid vocal cords and the ability to say "Oh no!"
- OH YEAH WRITING THAT PAPER
- Maybe after I go pee
- for the third time
- and maybe take some Advil
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